Real Estate Agents- you give me gas!

Have Real Estate Agents ever heard of the word “marketing?” Pick up your local real estate magazine at the Safeway, flip through and see how they’re speding their money (really your money if your using them). Yep, same smiling picture as everyone else (and I mean 100% of everyone else), same stupid quote like “John goes the extra mile for you” and same oh so stupid listing that DOES NOT HAVE THE TOWN LISTED. Oh sure, I know that is their “real professional marketing” technique by insuring you call them to find out where this house you seem to like might be…but it’s stupid. Listen up you boneheads- we buy houses, not you. So get your houses out there…promote them, make it easy to find them, easy to go see them…easy to BUY THEM. (and please stop marketing your glossy, poofed-up hair of a picture. I get it…you like yourself).